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    مُساهمة  عيون الليل السبت يونيو 07, 2008 5:12 pm

    You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind
    you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart
    and I am always a bad shooter because
    ...I Miss You Always------------------------------------------------

    ?What L O V E stands for
    L = Lake of Sorrow
    O = Ocean of Tears
    V = Valley of Death
    ...E = End of life------------------------------------------------

    Friendship is like a glass
    handle it with care
    because once broken cannot be mended
    ...and even if mended
    !!!a crack is always there
    ------------------------------------------------

    ,When Nights are long & Friends are few
    .I sit by my ****** & think of u
    .a silent whisper a silent tear
    .with all my Heart i wish you were here

    ------------------------------------------------

    When I open my eyes every morning i pray to God
    ...that everyone should have a friend like yo
    Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha
    ------------------------------------------------

    ,When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone
    make sure that u select someone who will never break your heart
    .coz broken hearts have no spare parts
    ------------------------------------------------

    ,Most people walk in and out of your life
    but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart------------------------------------------------

    ,Good FRIENDS are hard to find
    ,harder to leave
    and impossible to forget
    ------------------------------------------------

    .Don't frown
    .You never know who is falling in love with your smile

    ------------------------------------------------

    ,When it hurts to look back
    ,and you're scared to look ahead
    you can look beside you
    and your best friend will be there
    ------------------------------------------------

    ...When u feel sad
    ,To cheer up just go to the mirror and say
    ,damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness
    ...But don't make this a habit
    !!Coz liars go to hell
    ------------------------------------------------

    .One day Love and friendship met
    ?Love asked-when i already exist why are you here
    Friendship replied "to make faces smile when u leave the tears
    Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good
    ------------------------------------------------

    ,If you love someone, put their name in a circle
    ,instead of a heart, because hearts can break
    but circles go on forever
    ------------------------------------------------

    ,If all my friends were to jump off a bridge
    I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them
    ------------------------------------------------

    ;To handle yourself, use your head
    To handle others, use your heart
    ------------------------------------------------

    ,Smile a while and while you smile
    smile another smile and soon there will be miles
    ,and miles of smile just because you smiled
    I wish your day is full of SMILE

    ------------------------------------------------

    Hi i am marrying next week
    there will be a small party and
    only few persons will be invited
    Hey don't bring any gift
    ...just bring SOMEONE to marry me
    ------------------------------------------------

    A good Friend is like a computer
    he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself
    in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles
    and never DELETE you from his heart
    ------------------------------------------------

    ...A friend is sweet when it is new
    ...it is sweeter when it is true
    ...but you know that
    ...it is the sweetest when it is u
    ------------------------------------------------

    Mountain can fly, river can dry
    you can forget me but never can I
    ------------------------------------------------

    Destiny decides who u meet in life
    but its only your heart that can decide
    ...who gets to stay in your life
    ------------------------------------------------

    Have a heart that never hardens
    have a smile that never fades
    have a touch that never burnt
    and have friendship that never breaks

    ------------------------------------------------

    If u drop me i ill break if u hold me i ill shake
    if u need me i ill hurry, if u don't call me i ill worry
    if u hurt me i ill cry but if u leave me i ill die
    ------------------------------------------------

    -:Meaning of Friendship

    F-------FOREVER
    R-------RESPONCIBLE
    I-------INTELLIGENT
    E-------EAGER TO MAIL
    N-------NICE
    D-------DIVINE
    S-------SIMPLE
    H-------HEARTLY
    I-------INTERSTED
    P-------PEACEFUL
    ------------------------------------------------

    Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
    This describes everything you're not
    ------------------------------------------------
    ,If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST
    ,If u are a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE
    ,If u are a star you are the BRIGHTEST
    !!and since you are my friend...U R THE BEST

    ------------------------------------------------

    Don't shut love out of your life by saying
    it's impossible to find

    ;The quickest way to receive love is to give
    ;The fastest way to lose love is to hold it too tightly
    And the best way to keep love is to give it wings------------------------------------------------

    :Love is sweet poison
    Do not consume without your beloved's advise
    and keep out of reach of children
    and keep it in cool and dark place
    ------------------------------------------------
    Promise me we are true friends
    I am lamp you are light
    I am Coke you are Sprite
    I am Sawan you are badal
    I am Normal you are Pagal
    I am Water you are Tanki
    I am Tarzan you are Monkey
    ------------------------------------------------

    What is wrong with your cellevery time i call a voice comes
    the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for detail ------------------------------------------------

    Someday u may lose ur hair
    u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind
    But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks
    coz u cant lose wot u don't have
    ------------------------------------------------

    ...You look so fine! I want to
    break your heart and give you mine
    ------------------------------------------------,You are like the sunshine so warm
    ...you are like sugar, so sweet
    ...you are like you
    and that's the reason why I love you! ------------------------------------------------

    ...Love is like war
    ...Easy to start
    ...Difficult to end
    Impossible to forget
    ------------------------------------------------

    Do you believe in love at first sight
    ?or do I have to walk by again
    ------------------------------------------------

    ,I've seen angels in the sky
    ,I've seen snow fall in July
    ,I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do
    !But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you

    ------------------------------------------------

    ,This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat
    ,keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat
    cat, 20seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat
    ------------------------------------------------

    Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom
    & without ugliness there can be no beauty
    so the world needs YOU after all
    ------------------------------------------------

    The rain makes all things beautiful
    The grass & flowers too
    ?If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you

    ------------------------------------------------

    Our friendship means a lot to me
    U cry i cry. U lauf i lauf
    U jump out of the ******
    I look down & then... i lauf again
    ------------------------------------------------

    ,A triangle has 4 end
    ,square has 3 end
    ,segment has 2 end
    .but our friendship has no end
    ------------------------------------------------

    Love is Pure
    Love is Sure
    Love is sweet poison
    that Doctors can't cure
    ------------------------------------------------

    Roses are red, voilets are blue
    Donkeys like you, are kept in Zoo

    ------------------------------------------------

    ,Friendship is a priceless gift
    .That cannot be bought or sold
    ,But it's value is far greater
    .Than a mountain of gold



    BEST REGARDS


    I don't care
    I don't care
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    مُساهمة  I don't care الخميس يونيو 12, 2008 12:09 am

    welcom sister ayon alel

    Nice very nice messages

    I like them

    thanks alot
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    مُساهمة  عيون الليل الأربعاء نوفمبر 19, 2008 11:42 am




    welcome honey



    regards

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